Why are those silly YouTube videos so Damed funny.

Ok, I have to admit it I think almost every one of those stupid YouTube videos are supper funny. I have even sat around with other people and laughed about it. My Boyfriend and I (Like the big dorks that we are) will sit in bed and watch them on our Iphones. I have seen some of them multiple times and they still make me laugh. For example the serious baby If you haven't seen this you are missing out. Somthing about a baby making a serious face can give me one of those split your side laughs. Another one that has me laughing is the sneezing baby panda. OMG This is so fucking funny I can't help but chuckle every time. Watching this is like being tickled. Even though you have watched it a few times and know its coming you start to laugh before anything happens. No matter how many times I watch it cracks me up. I feel kinda stupid when I think about how hard I laugh at something so simple and cute. Another of my favorites is the Charlie bit my finger. Well stop putting your finger in the baby's mouth you silly boy. I love it!! I completely understand why these videos go viral.

I realize that TV is becoming more and more moronic and YouTube is the epitome of this with its 1 min of wet your pants funny. It’s a guilty pleasure just like that dawgon reality T.V. as much as you want to say it’s and insult to my intelligence to watch this. You can’t help but feel good as you view the overly dramatic, somewhat staged lives of these idiot people crumble infront of your eyes. Thank you Reality T.V for making me realize how NOT fucked up I am.

If you have a favorite let me know because I’m always looking for a new stupid video or ridiculous reality TV to make me laugh.

The Road

Ok, So I was flipping through the channels the other day and ran across this movie called The Road. And I started to think about how pissed off that I was that I wasted my time reading that book. I turned the channel right away without any hesitation because this was the most boring book I ever read and then they turned it into the most boring movie I ever saw. Please someone tell me why this book was so popular. Was it because one guy read it and then felt so duped that he passed it to his friend. "Hey man you got to read this book it's really good." Then that guy thought oh man this book is boring but Dave said it was good so I guess there must be something good that I didn't get. I better say it's really good so people don't think I'm stupid. And it just kept getting passed along like that. Then some Hollywood smart ass hipster decided to make it into a movie. What a fucking boring movie. The trailers were even boring. I thought all trailers were supposed to be exciting.


Well I'm not ashamed... maybe I'm stupid but I know what I like and it wasn't that book or that movie. It was capital "B" boring. Nothing happened in it. They just kept walking and walking and walking and then the dad died. By the way I'm a big crier, and if this book was trying to hit an emotional cord it wasn’t able to accomplish that either. I will cry at movies, books, even some commercials every now and then. Nope, this book didn’t even squeeze a tear out of me. It didn't stir one emotional note in my in my over grown heart. I've cried more over a Maxwell house coffee commercial. The Road was just plain depressing. Am I alone in this boat or are their people out there that feel the same way?

If you read this book and liked it please let me in on the hype. What did you like about this book? And if your name is Marc, I don't want to hear it, because you are the dumbass that told me it was good and to read it in the first place.

Bills Suck!!

I really hate that at the end of the month when I'm done paying my bills is the same time I start reciving the new bills in the mail. Can't I get a nice letter in the mail every once and awhile saying:

" Dear Julia,
You are such an awesome person that this month you don't have to pay.

Yours truly,
The firendly bill collector"

If they did that I would stop avoiding their calls and maybe call them back every once in awhile.

I don't know who they think they are anyway asking me for the money. I never even saw this "so called" money they " suposedly" lent me. I plea not guilty. I don't Know any thing about any money. All I know is I have a magical plastic card that when scaned you can get stuff you want. I think honestly they are barking up the wrong tree.

Happy Meals make me happy! Then i get a little sad.

Ok, so I think that most Americans have this love/hate relationship with the great and all powerful McDonalds. I know I do. My favorite is the Happy Meal. It's name not only promises, but delivers the gift of happiness. But in recent years it also contains a small side of regret and guilt. The Happy part is the toy and that wonderfully tasty cheese burger. Though most of the time the toy is not all that great. My disappointment in the toy has gotten easier to deal with as I've gotten older. I've just learned with age not to expect much. (Kind of like men.)


The side of guilt that rides along with this wonderful meal is from society. It's has become shameful to go to McDonalds. Left, right and center you are hearing or reading that McDonalds is BAD for you. And what kin of person feeds such awful food to their child. A guy even made a documentary a few years ago showing you how BAD McDonalds was, by eating only McDonalds everyday for a Month. I was really disappointed after watching it. Not to ruin the ending for you but he doesn’t die.

When I was a child it was a treat. Children would have their birthday parties there and you would get to play at the indoor playground. Ronald was our friend. But not anymore, now that I'm older I have been informed that Ronald is no friend of mine. He has been secretly trying to take over the world and not only that... He is also poisoning us all very slowly. I was really upsetting to find out about this. What next? Will I finding out that Santa was really using the presents thing as a way to get into your house and plant a ticking time bomb.

So now I’m going to let you all in on all the horrors I have been hearing about McDonalds. I can't give you my sources because it's way to dangerous, but believe me they are reliable just like the acclaimed news paper The enquirer .

Let me tell you, this is scary stuff!

First of all McDonald's has restaurants all over the world and is infiltrating the local cultures of these places. The local people don't want to eat McDonalds but they are brainwashed by TV commercials and product placement telling them to eat McDonalds or there first born male will be slaughtered.

I have also heard that they pump out special smoke into the air around the McDonalds so people will start drooling and turn into McDonalds eating Zombies. This intoxicating smell makes them unable to think for themselves and make healthy choices for their diet. Can you believe it? I know! And the government knows all about this too.

McDonalds power controls all of America, and some parts of England. I have been told that Europe is working hard to combat McDonalds. The are using the pretentiousness technique. how it works is They consider themselves too good to eat something as common as a cheese burger. Apparently this is really working well in France. They turn there nose up at it and eat really expensive cheese instead. Even though there government was the inventor of the bio weapon known as the "French fry". If too many of these are eaten you are bound to never leave your couch again. It was smuggled in the ass of the statue of liberty. This is something they have conveniently left out of the history books. The French never new the fall out would make it all the way back to Europe. Look who is sorry now.

Their may be some contires that are able to servive the war aginst McDonalds, but I don't think England one of them. There cultures’ food is bland and can't stand a chance next to a maples syrup injected pancakes bursting with shockingly good flavor. I think India might make it even though they have a lot of starving people. Their cultures’ food is very flavorful and spicy. Hard to compete with the kind of flavor indian food provides. Sorry, China but your local cuisine is so strange and gross that I'm sure the hamburger will be a huge hit with the young folks. So watch out communism, It's hard to compeat with that box O' Happy.

losing things

I lose most everything, from sunglasses to my car in a parking lot. I contribute this to my brain always thinking of any and everything but the task at hand. And even though I know this it doesn't stop me from doing it time and time again.

Yesterday I ran out of work to go to my night class as usual. I grabbed my book bag and ran out the door. I try to get there early so I can study a bit before class. As I was driving I was on the phone with my boyfriend talking about this and that. Trying my best not to talk or give advice and to only listen. (This can be very difficult for me.) When I arrive at school I sit in my car studying for class and going over the homework. This makes time fly and the next thing I know I have to be in class. Class isn’t long but its enough time for me to get distracted and start thinking about the things I need to do when I get home so I scribble down a to do list in my notebook next to my notes. Class ends and I get caught up in conversation with the other students talking about the exams coming up, but all the time in the back of my mind I’m thinking of my web site and how I really need to fix that home page error. All of a sudden I look down at my side and I realize that I don’t have my pocketbook. A feeling of panic washes over me. I run up to the class room and go to my desk. “It’s not there” the panic worsens and I become more nervous and begin to feel sick. I go to my car and I realize that I didn’t lock the passenger side door when I empted my bag of close I took to the good will. “UGH!! Did I leave my pocketbook on the front seat just inviting someone to steal it?” my sickness increases 10 fold. Then I think, “Did you even bring it with you?” I look back in my mind trying my best to recall my steps earlier that afternoon. Nothing, absolutely nothing, I can’t remember anything but telling every one at work good by and that I was listening to and audio book in one ear though my Iphone. (Adult ADD) “Maybe I left it at work.” so I jump in the car and I dash over to work. “Your keys to get in the building are in your pocketbook, Stupid.” So now my own stupidity has to involve other people. The Phone calls begin. Shop manager first, the message machine picks up. “Hi, it’s me I need to get into the shop tonight could you possible come by and let me in. Call me back when you get this.” I say into the phone. “Oh good I hope it’s in there. I stair trough the locked gate hoping I can recall something like putting it down on my desk or any thing that would give me comfort that It was inside and not in the grips of some identity thief. “How could I do this? How could I forget my pocket book?” Not like this is the first time this has happened. I've managed to leave my pocketbook in restaurants and I’m sure a other places but my memories is obviously poor and I can’t seem to recall the other places. Any way after a few more phone calls I manage to get one of the guys I work with to come over and let me in. I run over to the building and in through the front door. At first glance I can't see anything but then I see my gray bag bunched up in a corner and I fill up with an immense feeling of relief.

This story makes me think that it might be a good idea if I didn't have kids. I could just see myself getting side tracked and leaving them in a store or at the movies and not realizing until I got home. I know my parents did it to me a few times, and look at how wonderful I turned out. I guess it will be ok.

Hungry and Cranky

I don’t know about you but when I get hungry I get cranky. I get annoyed at the slightest of things. My blood starts to boil and everyone around me turns into big idiots. What makes it even worse is that the hungrier I get the worse my mood gets and the harder it is for me to make a decision on what to eat. Nothing seems like a good idea, yet I know I have to eat before Mrs. Hyde takes over completely, but my ability to make a decision is hindered by the fact that It’s all stupid, Food is Stupid, eating is stupid and of curse I’m stupid. I begin to make less and less sense and then I snap and It can go one of 2 ways I start to cry or the “ Stupid” baked potato I just ordered goes whirring across the room.
At last I will eat and become my normal rational self and the events that happened previously become an embarrassing memory until the next time I forget to eat or decide to diet. This is why I can’t diet. I don’t know how other people in the world do it. No wonder models are so bitchy they need to eat. I’m not surprised Naomi Campbell through a cell phone at someone she was probably starving.
Snicker's has the best commercials exhibiting people in there hungry alter egos. My favorite one is Diva commercial. Check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW6ZXHWvaGc
http://youtu.be/vW6ZXHWvaGc

Been gone but now I'm back!! And I'm pissed about the Casey Anthony trial.

I haven't written my blog in a while but I guess I haven't had as much to complain about. Or I have just been complaining to my close friends and family a little too much, but recently my boyfriend started his own blog and also made a not so subtitle hit that maybe instead of complaining to him I might want to start writing it down again.

So hear I am. And my biggest complaint right now is about the Casey Anthony trial. The most interesting crime drama on TV ended up being very anti-climactic. No Hollywood movie writer would have let her get away like that. Maybe it is just the cliffhanger for the next season. The Casey Anthony trial: season 2. Do you think she will be living at home? Will her father disown her for her allegations? Or maybe she will be having another baby. Dun dun dun....

I also love how all these TV people and I where convinced she was guilty, and yet they came back with a "not guilty" verdict in like 1 1/2 days. There was so much evidence pointing to her, yet she didn't even get convicted of abuse. Apparently there is no crime in covering up a death of a child, by lying to the police. I also thought not taking care for your child was considered neglect. I think not knowing what happened to a child that was in your custody, and then you lie about it, has got to be a crime. Anyone that covered up the fact that there child was missing for a month. She has got to be guilty of some kind of child neglect or abuse. What mother would do that?

I'm not sure if the United States media circus could get any more out of it, and we won't know until you find out Casey is writing a book or she makes an appearance on some silly talk show. That's where you can trust she will tell the true story, because pathological liars always confess the truth to the media. I can't believe Opera just retired her show. To tell you the truth I was discussed and appalled by the media circus yet I had to check in every once and awhile to see what was going on in crazy town. And off course I had to watch the verdict. This true to life TV drama has been the biggest let down in TV history since the ending of lost. You still don't know what the hell really happened, and we will never know, or will we. Yes, America will be watching and waiting for you to fuck up Casey, and when you do they will be delighted to watch you go down. I my self can't be bothered.