Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Why are those silly YouTube videos so Damed funny.

Ok, I have to admit it I think almost every one of those stupid YouTube videos are supper funny. I have even sat around with other people and laughed about it. My Boyfriend and I (Like the big dorks that we are) will sit in bed and watch them on our Iphones. I have seen some of them multiple times and they still make me laugh. For example the serious baby If you haven't seen this you are missing out. Somthing about a baby making a serious face can give me one of those split your side laughs. Another one that has me laughing is the sneezing baby panda. OMG This is so fucking funny I can't help but chuckle every time. Watching this is like being tickled. Even though you have watched it a few times and know its coming you start to laugh before anything happens. No matter how many times I watch it cracks me up. I feel kinda stupid when I think about how hard I laugh at something so simple and cute. Another of my favorites is the Charlie bit my finger. Well stop putting your finger in the baby's mouth you silly boy. I love it!! I completely understand why these videos go viral.

I realize that TV is becoming more and more moronic and YouTube is the epitome of this with its 1 min of wet your pants funny. It’s a guilty pleasure just like that dawgon reality T.V. as much as you want to say it’s and insult to my intelligence to watch this. You can’t help but feel good as you view the overly dramatic, somewhat staged lives of these idiot people crumble infront of your eyes. Thank you Reality T.V for making me realize how NOT fucked up I am.

If you have a favorite let me know because I’m always looking for a new stupid video or ridiculous reality TV to make me laugh.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Road






Ok, So I was flipping through the channels the other day and ran across this movie called The Road. And I started to think about how pissed off that I was that I wasted my time reading that book. I turned the channel right away without any hesitation because this was the most boring book I ever read and then they turned it into the most boring movie I ever saw. Please someone tell me why this book was so popular. Was it because one guy read it and then felt so duped that he passed it to his friend. "Hey man you got to read this book it's really good." Then that guy thought oh man this book is boring but Dave said it was good so I guess there must be something good that I didn't get. I better say it's really good so people don't think I'm stupid. And it just kept getting passed along like that. Then some Hollywood smart ass hipster decided to make it into a movie. What a fucking boring movie. The trailers were even boring. I thought all trailers were supposed to be exciting.


Well I'm not ashamed... maybe I'm stupid but I know what I like and it wasn't that book or that movie. It was capital "B" boring. Nothing happened in it. They just kept walking and walking and walking and then the dad died. By the way I'm a big crier, and if this book was trying to hit an emotional cord it wasn’t able to accomplish that either. I will cry at movies, books, even some commercials every now and then. Nope, this book didn’t even squeeze a tear out of me. It didn't stir one emotional note in my in my over grown heart. I've cried more over a Maxwell house coffee commercial. The Road was just plain depressing. Am I alone in this boat or are their people out there that feel the same way?

If you read this book and liked it please let me in on the hype. What did you like about this book? And if your name is Marc, I don't want to hear it, because you are the dumbass that told me it was good and to read it in the first place.